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Why This Page?
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This here to your right is my precious girl, Vicky...Isn't she special :) She is the one makes me want to be funny, someone that I want to make laugh. Since I have met her, I have become a funnier person, just to hear that cute little giggle she has.This Page, I promise you, will be fucking halarious. No bullshit, no censors, NOTHING!!!
Just pure jokes, insults, my wonderful letters, ;P and other comedy..GreekStyle!
This page will be funny, I tell ya, it will make me famous someday :P But if it doesnt, at least I could make my girl Vicky smile once in a while, and know that she is giggling somewheres. She is the reason for this page, and the only reason. I will, hopefully, along the way make others laugh and giggle, but like a personal page to my sweetheart, I dedicate this all to you Vicky, I love you unconditionally.
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Who The Fuck Would Call Their Web Page GreekStyle?
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ONLY ME!!!!
To the right, you can clearly see that I am a foreigner. A greek, from two Greek Parents, straight from Sparta and a small town called Monemvasia.
You may think, that since I am greek, that I like to take it up the ass, but my friends, this is a stereotype which I have dodged all my life. Greek men have been known to fuck each other up the ass, and diddle around with 6 year old boys, but this is the ninties, not 2000 a.d., so smarten the fuck up.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy greekstyle, but only when I am giving it, it is quite the thrill, to know that you are banging away in unmarked territory, a place where not too many people have been too.
Another thing a lot of people ask about my people, is if we "fuck sheep and goat." Now, this is not true, greeks are not known for fucking billy goats, sheep or donkeys for that matter, you have us mixed up with the Scottish. Now, though I do enjoy raping baby goats and kittens, does not mean that every greek does. It is merely a stereotype for any european country which is underdeveloped and where livestock are means by which people make livings off of.
Now, the content of this page will be sick humor, so if you are in any way offended by such comedy, then please, get your ass out of here, and fuck off. Thank you. If you are a sick son of a bitch, and enjoy reading about masturbation, male problems, and sex, then enjoy yourself, and write to me using the e-mail address below, and praise me, or dont mail me.
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Perry's Perspective 4/09/98
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Good day folks,
This is my first perspective, so my first few words will explain to you what I write about, what to look for in my letters, and why I write them.
I am a fucked up man, and for me to go telling my views about society, sex, and life to random people on the streets and foodcourts, would have me outcasted from not only the Greek Community, but also the entire city.
So, I decided to make my own Web Page, to freely express my self and everything that I am feeling and thinking...sort of like an online diary that everyone can read and laugh at.
My perspective will be released every week, with new material for you to read and hopefully enjoy, if you dont, fuck you!
People are free to e-mail me, and tell me anything they please, preferably compliments, but this IS the net and lots of hardcore jackasses do access it, so I will accept shit from you retards, but you must understand, the dumbass comments that you do make, will be posted on my page, and will be further discected by me, where I will give my thoughts on what happened to you as a child, what you caught your mother doing, and how you found out that you father was molesting you pet gerbil. So anyone that wants to be a comedian, please write me and take the chance of humiliation.
I will be quite offensive on this page, so please do not think of me as racist, shovinist, nor prejudice, because I am not, only towards orangotangs, they really bug me...oh yeah, and Pakistani people, they just purely suck.
I will take requests for my page, if anyone has any good ideas, then I will use them and aknowledge your help on my page with a thanks. I will udate this page on a regular basis, and provide all of you loyal readers, some good shit.
Have a nice day, and God bless.
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| Favourite Links
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allmp3
This is a cool mp3 search engine, one of the best out there
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JOKES.COM
This is a good jokes page, check it out!
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SublimeDirectory
THIS SITE ROCKS...free porn...videos, pictures, anything you want, all bunch of free, no bullshit pass words, verification or hastles, check it out and I promise you will not be disappointed!!!!
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